Ask Abby
Omfg "talk about" is a lot cuter than ask me
1: Talk about the first time you watched your favorite movie.
2: Talk about your first kiss.
3: Talk about the person you've had the most intense romantic feelings for.
4: Talk about the thing you regret most so far.
5: Talk about the best birthday you've had.
6: Talk about the worst birthday you've had.
7: Talk about your biggest insecurity.
8: Talk about the thing you are most proud of.
9: Talk about little things on your body that you like the most.
10: Talk about the biggest fight you've ever had.
11: Talk about the best dream you've ever had.
12: Talk about the worst dream you've ever had.
13: Talk about the first time you had sex/how you imagine your first time.
14: Talk about a vacation.
15: Talk about the time you were most content in life.
16: Talk about the best party you've ever been to.
17: Talk about someone you want to be friends with.
18: Talk about something that happened in elementary school.
19: Talk about something that happened in middle school.
20: Talk about something that happened in high school.
21: Talk about a time you had to turn someone down.
22: Talk about your worst fear.
23: Talk about a time someone turned you down.
24: Talk about something someone told you that meant a lot.
25: Talk about an ex-best friend.
26: Talk about things you do when you're sick.
27: Talk about your favorite part of someone else's body.
28: Talk about your fetishes.
29: Talk about what turns you on.
30: Talk about what turns you off.
31: Talk about what you think death is like.
32: Talk about a place you remember from your childhood.
33: Talk about what you do when you are sad.
34: Talk about the worst physical pain you've endured.
35: Talk about things you wish you could stop doing.
36: Talk about your guilty pleasures.
37: Talk about someone you thought you were in love with.
38: Talk about songs that remind you of certain people.
39: Talk about things you wish you'd known earlier.
40: Talk about the end of something in your life.
*The little shade lets out a soft giggle before floating over the back of the couch and into Abby's lap, snuggling his little body against her bulging belly.* A-Are you feeling well, Abby...?

*Abby wraps her arms around the little shade and nods, leaning down to nuzzle him softly* O-Of course, sweetheart, I-I feel a little sleepy b-but that’s normal. 

*A little black face pokes out from behind the couch, smiling happily over at the other person sitting in the room.* Hello, Abby!

*Abby looks over at the small boy with a smile* H-Hey, Strife..!

I wanna punch you
Anonymous

Uh..Well, I’m not sure why but… Go ahead..?

deforrestkelley:

the-angels-take-asgard:

deforrestkelley:

barock-yomama:

deforrestkelley:

deforrestkelley:

i keep cursing in ice cream flavors and my mom has told me to stop

update: i still haven’t stopped

how do you curse in ice cream flavors

what the mint chocolate chip did you say to me punk

i’ll kick your rocky road and then punch the ever loving strawberry cheesecake out of you

that was beautiful

thank you

Don’t kill yourself, please.

breaking-dexter:

If you’re suffering from depression and are looking for a sign to not go through with ending your life, this is it. This is the sign. We care.

If you see this on your dash, reblog it. You could save a life.

policecodeforzombieontheloose:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

magic-orange-autumn-days:

leo-arcana:

feraldogstiel:

587-785:

I would like to see the application Cas filled out to get the sales associate job.

#birthdate: i don’t believe your calendars go back far enough

#previous exprience: i was god once
# that didn’t end well either

special skills: bicycle touring

people skills: rusty

stoned-levi:

moses-relatable:

stoned-levi:

I’m 99% sure that none of you have ever actually sat down and watched this and it’s actually really unexpectedly hilarious and I would highly suggest skipping through the video just to see the opening and ending scenes.

I did last year omg

"fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you’re cool, fuck you, I’m out."

"I love dreams! … and seashells.

I fucking lost it, you don’t understand.

graceebooks:

who the fuck named toxic shock syndrome am i right i mean tampons are scary enough when you are 13 seriously you couldnt name it something clinical you had to name it DEATH POISON DISEASE

floozys:

donavonisnotsexy:

floozys:

boys will be bo-“

*flies in* 

*punches you in the face*

bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE 

we will not.

you will do so or i’ll shove responsibility so far up your ass you’ll taste tax bills for weeks