imagine ‘anon crushes’ in real life
someone runs up to you dressed in like a tarp with a paper bag over their head and yells SORRY I LIKE YOU A LOT before vaulting over a table and sprinting away
*she shakes her head* Confidential! I can’t tell anyone, not even Junior!
Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story?
All the time.
No, she’d probably think it was funny!
*the little filly shakes her head* Scientists don’t tell people their experiments! It’s secret, silly!
*she kicks at the ground and lets out a nervous giggle* Well I tested some of my experiments on him… A-And the results weren’t that good…
i just gave a stranger on the internet my address so they can buy me pizza
my foLLOWERS ARE THE EBST??? OH MY GOD
my mom saw the pizza and she knows im broke and now shes really mad and im grounded