i keep cursing in ice cream flavors and my mom has told me to stop
update: i still haven’t stopped
how do you curse in ice cream flavors
what the mint chocolate chip did you say to me punk
i’ll kick your rocky road and then punch the ever loving strawberry cheesecake out of you
that was beautiful
If you’re suffering from depression and are looking for a sign to not go through with ending your life, this is it. This is the sign. We care.
If you see this on your dash, reblog it. You could save a life.
I would like to see the application Cas filled out to get the sales associate job.
#previous exprience: i was god once
# that didn’t end well either
special skills: bicycle touring
people skills: rusty
I’m 99% sure that none of you have ever actually sat down and watched this and it’s actually really unexpectedly hilarious and I would highly suggest skipping through the video just to see the opening and ending scenes.
I did last year omg
"fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you’re cool, fuck you, I’m out."
"I love dreams! … and seashells.”
I fucking lost it, you don’t understand.
who the fuck named toxic shock syndrome am i right i mean tampons are scary enough when you are 13 seriously you couldnt name it something clinical you had to name it DEATH POISON DISEASE
“boys will be bo-“
*punches you in the face*
bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
we will not.
you will do so or i’ll shove responsibility so far up your ass you’ll taste tax bills for weeks
if you were a flower
you’d be a damnnnndelion
it’s okay if you’re unhappy i would say before i leave her, just take a look around there’s no one here that’s happy either.
so how do i relationship