Ask Abby

quoms:

imagine ‘anon crushes’ in real life

someone runs up to you dressed in like a tarp with a paper bag over their head and yells SORRY I LIKE YOU A LOT before vaulting over a table and sprinting away

Oh, so you wouldn't even tell, say... Junior about your experiments?
Anonymous

*she shakes her head* Confidential! I can’t tell anyone, not even Junior!

girl-in-the-band25:

idreaminwords:

Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story?

All the time.

cakeparadox:

==> ABSCOND

parody of this which was based on this

Could it be something his best friend Rosa wouldn't like ?
Anonymous

No, she’d probably think it was funny!

Oh? Did Uncle Anger make you promise not to tell?
Anonymous

*the little filly shakes her head* Scientists don’t tell people their experiments! It’s secret, silly!

What experiments, Annabelle?
Anonymous

*she perks up* That, I’m afraid, is confidential.

Huh? Why would he do that?
Anonymous

*she kicks at the ground and lets out a nervous giggle* Well I tested some of my experiments on him… A-And the results weren’t that good…

gothicstan:

gothicstan:

gothicstan:

i just gave a stranger on the internet my address so they can buy me pizza

my foLLOWERS ARE THE EBST??? OH MY GOD

LOOK

PIZZA

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my mom saw the pizza and she knows im broke and now shes really mad and im grounded

Annabelle, do you ever do science experiments?
Anonymous

*Annabelle nods and gives the anon a smile* Yeah I do! *lets out a small giggle* Or at least I used to, after my last experiment Uncle Anger took my science stuff away..