imagine ‘anon crushes’ in real life
someone runs up to you dressed in like a tarp with a paper bag over their head and yells SORRY I LIKE YOU A LOT before vaulting over a table and sprinting away
Oh, so you wouldn't even tell, say... Junior about your experiments?
*she shakes her head* Confidential! I can’t tell anyone, not even Junior!
Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story?
All the time.
Could it be something his best friend Rosa wouldn't like ?
No, she’d probably think it was funny!
Oh? Did Uncle Anger make you promise not to tell?
*the little filly shakes her head* Scientists don’t tell people their experiments! It’s secret, silly!
Huh? Why would he do that?
*she kicks at the ground and lets out a nervous giggle* Well I tested some of my experiments on him… A-And the results weren’t that good…
